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What it takes to be a jerk (Dave Barry)
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Posted on 05/07/2006 8:33:21 AM PDT by nuconvert
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To: nuconvert
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:06:28 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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To: nuconvert
Dave Barry is usually witty and sarcastically funny. This article was a complete waste of my time. No plot, no point, just contrived whining about his ability to "have a consummate thought at the penning of this article", disguised as his thoughts about contrived and ceonceived jerks based on a few personal experiences.
I hate "jerks" who waste my time. But then again I don't blame him as I did force myself to finish the article.
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:09:15 AM PDT
by
The Unknown Nobody
(You can't hit stupid with a brick and build a house...)
To: sgtbono2002
I also have been to restaurants with the jerk who orders Drinks, a Steak with Lobster and dessert and wants me , who had a chef salad and Tea to split the tab evenly with him.Really? Then why are you friends with this "jerk?" And if you don't think tipping is "essential" like Barry said, you shouldn't go to restaurants, and please don't argue with me. I can't stand people like you. Cheap, cheap, cheap.
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:09:17 AM PDT
by
Hildy
(Producing a penny now costs the government more than 1.4 cents)
To: OldSmaj
Could you also apologize for being an anal retentive, whiny, liberal, warm and fuzzy, kumbayah-chanting, HACK? What an ass. Never did like the idiot. On the other hand, you sound like a real sweetie
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:11:36 AM PDT
by
maine-iac7
("...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." LINCOLN)
To: nuconvert
Perhaps you, too, have experienced an assault of Harley-revving; and perhaps you have asked yourself: Why do these people DO this? What possible reason could they have for causing so much discomfort to those around them? As it happens, there IS a reason, and it is an excellent one: They're jerks.Whatever the reason is, it's probably the same reason teen-age kids drive around in cars with windows down and rap music blasting so loud from the speakers that local geographical institutes record seismic activity. I would go along with the reason being that they are just jerks.
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:12:54 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(I think Randy Travis must be paying his bills on home computer by now)
To: longtermmemmory
Many families have the rearview mirror handicapped tag that they pass from car to car for quick errands. Please don't nitpick; it mucks up a thread.
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:13:18 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
To: OldSmaj
You don't like Dave Berry? O_o
Now that's something you don't see every day. :)
To: OldSmaj
BTW, are you from North Dakota by any chance?
To: nuconvert
you're TOO CLOSE, all right? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER. Wanna have a fun time? Next time you're in a restaurant with someone, quietly and slowly, while in conversation, start pushing or putting things, like the salt/pepper shakers, the posy vase, etc - over the halfway line onto their side of the table.
Watch them start to fidget and get more and more uncomfortable - You are 'intruding' on their invisible demarcation line ...it's called "territorial imperatives" -
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:16:30 AM PDT
by
maine-iac7
("...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." LINCOLN)
To: maine-iac7
On the other hand, you sound like a real sweetieHey!
This is one of my GOOD days!
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:17:08 AM PDT
by
OldSmaj
(I received my koran from CAIR. I desecrate it daily, in the privacy and comfort of my own toilet.)
To: Poison Pill
Do you ever fly Southwest Airlines? How about the guy who appears out of nowhere and merges into the "A" line just as boarding begins. Yes...he and the fifty people who feign disabilities in order to "pre-board" are the reasons I seldom fly Southwest any more.
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:17:14 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
To: cobaltblu
How about people who insist on splitting down the middle even though they got something WAY more expensive, and then not figure in a tip either. This happened to me once....once.
Ha.. there was a guy like that with us in college... man, it happened that he ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, and then loudly demanded that we split down the middle when the check came... when we pointed out the fact that his food was more expensive, he had the gall to call US cheap. Noone went out anywhere with him more than once!
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:17:24 AM PDT
by
ketelone
To: The Unknown Nobody; OldSmaj
Have you two met each other?
Allow me to introduce you
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:17:29 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Lady Jag
You mean they lend it to healthy family members to save them walking distance in a parking lot? That's crappy.
I was driving my motherin-law car recently, she was not with me, and it has such a tag. But I didn't park in handicapped spaces because it would be both rude and illegal for me to do so.
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:19:24 AM PDT
by
FarmerW
("We have the freedoms we fight for, and we lose those we don't defend." -Rushdie)
To: nuconvert
Here's one... fat slob/slobette (and I'm not talking about little kids) standing at the ice/soda dispenser having to add that extra 1/20 oz. to their cup. Add a little soda, slurp up the foam, add a little more soda, slurp up the foam... until until ~40 seconds go by.
Damn people, there's a bottomless supply of high fructose corn syrup... fill up your cup and sit your tail down so we can get ice for tea.
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:19:26 AM PDT
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: Constantine XIII
BTW, are you from North Dakota by any chance?WTH is a "North Dakota"?
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posted on
05/07/2006 9:20:00 AM PDT
by
OldSmaj
(I received my koran from CAIR. I desecrate it daily, in the privacy and comfort of my own toilet.)
To: cobaltblu
this pisses me off to no end. My neighbors do this, and they know their dog is aggressive and mean. He has attacked my dog, and yet they still walk him without a leash. One time I told them that they only had seconds to subdue their dog before our dogs spotted each other and a fight ensued (my dog, on a leash with me helplessly watching him be attacked) , but they continue to do it. It's the rudest, stupidest behavior. It's like thinking your own sh%t doesn't smell, so you refuse to flush. Sorry for the gross analogy, but it ticks me off.
38
posted on
05/07/2006 9:21:53 AM PDT
by
ruthles
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you.)
To: Trajan88
If they were thin, would they be less of a jerk?
39
posted on
05/07/2006 9:22:15 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
It's your turn when the guy in front of you leaves; not one second before, clean your own house and let the slobs live as they may.
40
posted on
05/07/2006 9:22:41 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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