Posted on 05/07/2006 8:33:21 AM PDT by nuconvert
Listen carefully to what I am about to tell you. Put your ear right down to the page: YOUR FRIENDS HATE IT WHEN YOU STIFF THE WAITER. IF THE SERVICE IS OK, YOU SHOULD TIP 15 PERCENT. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TIP, THEN DON'T EAT AT RESTAURANTS.
This is the only one that really makes me crazy.
Barry is dead wrong about the handicap spots. Many people I know have mobility issues which don't take a wheelchair or cane.
Knee replacements, heart conditions, or any other number of issues may justify not being able to walk all over the place.
Judgmental BS without knowing the facts can make dave just as much a jerk as those he assumes to be jerks. It must be a low creativity day.
Addition... people who let their dogs roam unattended off their leashes. You may have a perfectly friendly dog; but my dog (on a leash,) may try to kick your dog's butt.
Thanks, that was wonderful!
I saw a lady park in one once and then get out and pick up her toddler and carry her across the parking lot.
You must have missed this.....
"I realize that some of these people have problems, such as heart conditions, that are not visible. But some of them, to judge by the sprightliness of their walks, are off to compete in the decathlon. Their only handicap is: They're jerks."
How about people who insist on splitting down the middle even though they got something WAY more expensive, and then not figure in a tip either. This happened to me once....once.
Agreed. I've been known to point this out to people who think I can't hear them if they're more than six inches away. Unless you're female and I'm clearly interested, back the F off. It's annoying as hell.
"Also, you should never, ever, no matter what, butt in front of people waiting in line without asking their permission..."
Someone should show this to the proponents of giving amnesty to the illegals. It's a very basic concept.
People stand in public door ways while they look in their bag or have a conversation or answer their cell phone or whatever, they're the real jerks. Oh, and DemocRATS, they're jerks too.
Do you ever fly Southwest Airlines? How about the guy who appears out of nowhere and merges into the "A" line just as boarding begins.
LoL.
They're called, "Close talkers". Lol
There are a lot of jerks who ride Harleys. There are a lot of Jerks who drive automobiles. there are jerks in Congress and probably a few jerk doctors.
We cant assign jerk status to only Motorcyclists.
I tip good in restaurants, but I dont feel it is an essential. If I go with a group and I dont tip its because the service sucked. Dont chip in more to make up for me. Dont put up anything. Bad service doesnt deserve a tip.
I also have been to restaurants with the jerk who orders Drinks, a Steak with Lobster and dessert and wants me , who had a chef salad and Tea to split the tab evenly with him.
Could you also apologize for being an anal retentive, whiny, liberal, warm and fuzzy, kumbayah-chanting, HACK?
What an ass.
Never did like the idiot.
OKay, I'll add one to the jerk list....
People who wait until the cashier totals up their order and THEN start making out the check and THEN need to balance their checkbook.
Pong
The other 999 people wish that guy would ride the Harley into a wall.
I'll add another to the Jerk list:
People who think every thread is about illegal immigration. (#10)
Or, after completing their transactions, they stay in line and put their money away instead of stepping aside to let the clerk wait on the next customer.
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