Did you see last night's SNL with Tom Hanks?
In the opening skit, Hanks is being asked questions about the movie from "the audience". One of them is a guy dressed as Jesus.
Hanks: Yes, another question- Oh, dear Lord...
Jesus (stands): I forgive you.
Hanks: Thank you, have you seen the movie?
Jesus: No, I was forgiving you for 'The Terminal.'
Hanks: WHAT?! That was a charming movie!
Jesus: Yeah, right (rolling eyes). It should have been called 'The In-Terminal'. I saw it on an airplane and people were still walking out!
if anything is going to be the death of catholicism, it won't be atheists or science. instead, it will be fellow catholics.
Har! I missed the opening and saw a part where Hanks was playing Senator Frist talking about the gas crisis. It was mildly amusing but decided sleep was a better alternative.
That's funny. Haven't watched the SNL in some time but occassionally I catch word of an amusing skit.