[Lunatic Fringe]

How would you like it if someone wrote a book about your mom, or pretty much anyone you care about, and filled it full of stuff they pretty much made up?

Then I would sue. Hey, if you can find any living relatives of Jesus, I'm sure they can file a lawsuit for slander... by then, the whole idea that Jesus had children is ridiculous right? So I guess you're SOL.

[Constantine XIII]

I asked how you would like it, not how quick you'd get lawyered up.

However, the fact that you WOULD get lawyerd up says something about how you would feel.

We feel likewise, and seeing as how we live in a free country, for the moment, we certainly have the right to express ourselves, no?