[Bean Counter]

My wife just hates it when I scream at the TV. She hates it even more when I rewind the Tivo, so I can scream some more.

Rush is going to have a frickin' field day with Pelosi this week. Tim Russert again proves himself to be the master of the leading question, with the bear trap ready to go...

"$50 Billion spent on defending the seaways for oil tankers, and that money could be better spent buying "energy independence".

I take that to mean she wants to disband the Navy and surrender the entire Persian Gulf to Iran. What else could that statement possibly mean??

There were so many things to scream about, I lost count.

[Phsstpok]

My wife just hates it when I scream at the TV. She hates it even more when I rewind the Tivo, so I can scream some more.

ROFLOL 

"And another thing...." 

[IYellAtMyTV]

"My wife just hates it when I scream at the TV. She hates it even more when I rewind the Tivo, so I can scream some more. "

That is how I acquired my screen name.
However, I'm really impressed by your innovation. The recording the offending incident, to replay and further instruct the offenders is brilliant!