[ChocChipCookie]

If you cook it thoroughly, is it safe? Or does the virus live through the frying pan?

Yes! You've got it exactly! It transfers to the frying pan and then on to the griddle. If worse comes to worse, your entire set of cookware could become infected with H5N1, and then, God knows where it might go next. Truly, a cook's worst nightmare. ;o)

[Sender]

Horrors, what if H5N1 gets into my car and millions of evil viruses gang up to press the accelerator to the floor? What if the virus possesses Hillary?