[Stultis]

The police report said Kennedy was speeding and his eyes were "red and watery."

Articles I've been reading on Ambien impaired drivers say that they typically drive SLOWLY, until they hit something, and that their eyes are glazed and unfocused. Sounds like Patches was boozing to me.

[Wristpin]

Yep, and coincidentally the bars in DC close at 2AM.