Either a scientologist wrote this article, or one paid to make it happen.
Scientology has totaly taken over in that area. If I remember correctly, I believe 90% of the buisinesses in Clearwater are owned by Scientologist.
The only thing lacking were the infomercial pictures with Tom Cruise or Kristi Alley showing 'super power' at work. Maybe they could use slow motion pictures of Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's couch. Or an obese Kristi Alley deftly stuffing her face (in a proprieoceptorly appropiately sort of way of course, to deliver the subliminal message to the viewer).
I love it using subliminal messages to sell a 'guard' against subliminal messages HMMM. Sounds complicated. Which is what to me sounds like everything that comes out of L. Ron Hubbard's made up religion. When you have to pay to play in religion, you ain't no longer gots religion! (Grammer purposely skewed for emphasis :)