Scientology nearly ready to unveil Super Power

St Pete Times ^ | 05/06/2006 | ROBERT FARLEY

[uncitizen]

How much is it gonna cost to have these new Super Powers?

[veronica]

A bundle!

[uncitizen]

Dang! I can't afford that much. I'll have to settle for being a mere mortal.

[veronica]

Cruise needs to be on a couch, but not Oprah's.

[Miss Marple]

We used to stay at the old Clearwater Beach Hotel, which was sold to Scientologists several years ago. I loved Clearwater Beach, and am sorry to see this happen.

[drhogan]

FIRST they had to take the SUPER IMAGINATION course so they could think up the name!

[RoadTest]

So now we have the names of the little demons under the head demon "Scientology".

[JRios1968]

I see that the Super Power didn't warn him of the coming water pistol!!

[Wheee The People]

speaking of "Super Power", I can roll my tongue.

[Unicorn]

Quick somebody tell Greta.

[Nowhere Man]

It's almost a shame that Dana Plato passed away...is Margo Kidder still alive?

I believe she is still (Margot Kidder) alive although quite some time ago, she had lots of problems.

[Fruitbat]

Wonder Twins powers activate!!

"Shape of a lunatic!"

[Fruitbat]

Matt Feshbach believes he has super powers. He senses danger faster than most people. He appreciates beauty more deeply than he used to. He says he outperforms his peers in the money management industry.

He heightened his powers of perception in 1995 when he went to Los Angeles and became the first and so far only "public" Scientologist to take a highly classified Scientology program called Super Power.

Where in L.A. did he do this?

"Just in Los Angeles," is all Feshbach will say. Super Power is that secret.

Jawohl mein Fuehrer!

[cgbg]

A key aim of Super Power is to enhance one's perceptions - and not just the five senses we all know - hearing, sight, touch, taste and smell.

A key aim of Super Power is to enhance the wealth of scientology's leaders separating fools from their five financial assets--stocks, bonds, real estate, collectibles, and cash. :-)

[JRios1968]

I believe she is still (Margot Kidder) alive although quite some time ago, she had lots of problems.

Now that is what I call "putting it mildly."

[Oztrich Boy]

Ol L ron hubbard a second rate scifi writer

Hubbard was not second rate!

Anglo-Hungariona writer George Mikes once wrote that he wished he was second-rate, but considered himself (perhaps conceitedly) fourteenth rate.

His point was: If Homer, Tolstoy, Balzxac, Dickens, Sophoceles, Shakespeare, Goethe, Keats are first rate, then Flaubert, Proust, Byron are second rate.
Thackeray is third rate, Joseph Conrad is fourth rate, and do on.

And a tenth rate writer is still a giant in the field.

[Deo et Patria]

All of those Super Powers, and Tom Cruise can't perceive (A) how ridiculed he is, (B) how pathetic his sham "relationship" with Katie Holmes is perceived by the general public and (C) how quickly his movie career is going down the drain?

This is pretty funny. I only hope that, in gratitude for all the "help" they've given him, Tommy transferred all of his estate to an irrevocable trust controlled by his Scientology buddies.

[longtermmemmory]

Odd how the article does not disclose what scientology REALLY believes or how much this SUCKER had to pay for the ability to have SUPER DUPER COSMIC POWER of breathing.

What about the aliens?
What about Hubbard saying religion is the only profitable business.

I am just happy scientology is not a permitted religion is most countries. It is treated like a money scam.

[MissEdie]

Thanks, I needed a laugh!

[Vision]

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