"I used Ambien and damaged a yacht at Martha's Vineyard. I did it again, but this time it was a car accident. Then, a few mights ago I did it again and got into another accident. Fortunately, nobody was hurt - and now that I've gotten caught in public with my pants down, I think I'll go into rehab. Ambien... It makes you do stupid things."
As the pattern emerges, it is obvious that Ambien is as dangerous as a firearm. Ambien forces you to take it against your will, and then forces you to drive or operate a motor vehicle. Just like a gun is self-loading, self-aiming, and self-firing.
***As the pattern emerges, it is obvious that Ambien is as dangerous as a firearm. Ambien forces you to take it against your will, and then forces you to drive or operate a motor vehicle. Just like a gun is self-loading, self-aiming, and self-firing.***
You forgot to mention that Ambien makes your breath and clothes smell like alcohol and makes waitresses imagine that they saw you in a bar within hours of the accident. Patches needs a keeper! Or better cover stories.