[doug from upland]

I read the whole story. Can he just be shot and get it over with?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

"In the end it was, you know, unbelievable what the gentleman was trying to do to get him off the car and next thing we know, we heard a crash," witness Jeff Gibeley said.

Here's a clue, Jeff: "gentleman" is not a synonym for "man."

[opinionator]

Police think when Koster saw his Ford Explorer driving away at about 7:30 p.m., he tried to stop the thief by jumping on the side.

Sorry, but I'm going to have to nominate this fellow for a Darwin award.