[Chances Are]

How long did it take you to do you taxes this year?

Too long! Much too long!!!!

The amount of time Americans spend on taxes is grossly exaggerated.

I don't think so. You have someone else prepare your taxes, don't you?

CA....

[Your Nightmare]

How long did it take you to do you taxes this year?

Too long! Much too long!!!!

You didn't answer the question. How long did it take?

I don't think so. You have someone else prepare your taxes, don't you?

No. I did them myself in less than 2 hours - and I itemize.