1) He crashed his car
2) It was the fault of the drugs, man
3) He is being pilloried by the VRWC
4) He calls upon democrats and "Great thinkers" everywhere to support him as he is the victim of the VRWC
5) Uncle Ted's buying the next round...
Damn that good list LOLOLOL!
I got good question who put order in not give Patrick breath analzyer that what I want to know