He will have a tv, prayer rug, Koran, hallal food, prayer 5 times a day, jihadi groupies who will relegate him to status of hero, be able to get a college education, free weights for working out, and other things I can't think of at the moment.
Any one know what other bennies he will have while he sits in his rat hole praying to Allah five times a day and eating three hallal squares a day?
Allah Hu Snackbar!!!!!!
He'll be in solitary. That will rather limit the number of "groupies" he ever meets or even hears about.
Ultimately it was a question of whether he would fry then rot, or rot then fry. Either way, he's going to Hell.
I can live with that.