Posted on 05/04/2006 8:41:10 AM PDT by ncountylee
The way I see it, life as we know it is headed for the glowing nuclear waste dump the longer that Mr. Ahmadinejad of Iran is allowed to brew his plutonium cocktails and package them to go.
Meanwhile, it is being seriously reported by some ecological outfit that 16,000 species, kicking off with polar bears and hippos, not the home grown fast food fed variety but the ones that lol around in enforced indolence in the Nile, are facing imminent and total annihilation if everyone fails to see Al Gore’s turgid new movie and doesn’t visit the Clinton library’s green room, or was it the wedding wing, well, anyway, the end is nigh upon us and we must repent.
So, we are supposed to watch the cirrus clouds, chart the contrails, check the tide lines, rescue the turtles, and listen to the Geographic Channel tell us about the terror of the disappearing glaciers while the Iranians ready themselves for our Armageddon.
I mean, really, are we going to lasso the hippos and the polar bears and drag the dumb brutes to some sort of safety and do all that work while Mahmoud and his merry band of black turbaned pranksters are eating falafel in the warhead storage shed while the mad scientists puzzle out the proper array of MIRV warheads, or are they MARV’s--I’m not close enough to read the printing on the boxes--on top of a four stage Shahab missile capable of reaching Europe, flattening London, wrecking all of our regional bases and destroying Israel?
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I try...
Fire ants on the list?
Nope. They have to duke it out with the cockroaches...
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