[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"There is a logical explanation for Professor Sally Jacobsen's visceral reaction to crosses erected on the Northern Kentucky University campus commemorating babies killed by legalized abortion: She might be a vampire."

"Professor Van Helsing, call your office..."

[redgolum]

"Professor Van Helsing, call your office..."

I prefer the versions from the Steckly book. Cross bows and winches to haul em out into the light. Complete with a duly ordained priest to bless the weapons before the fight