From the Sully777 Archive in honor of Heinrich Olbermann's foot in mouth disease. Someday, Keith may have to endure the agony without pain medication. When that day arrives, Olbermann may understand Rush's past and have compassion. And someday, Keith may find the balls to tackle the mess his lib buddies make throughout society and the world. Until that day arrives, Herr Himler, this one's for you.
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WATCH HOW I PISS ON THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG THAT RUINED MY PRIZE WINNING ROSE BUSHES!
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(Voiceover)
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