Har, good luck.
This isn't a person, it is an internet posting bot.
Of the 40+ post, it has only responded in the single digits.
I looked up *its* posting history and agree with you, Syncro and BBC. Crackingham must be an [illegal] alien posting bot, neither male or female, but merely posting threads.
For courtesy sake I am copying *it*.
Reminds me of that movie where that serial killer calls itself *it*