Posted on 05/02/2006 4:39:15 PM PDT by moog
Don't be too worried. No one understands Mr. Moog. He's in a class all by himself! :)
Okay--I'll explain my extremely dumb joke. When you said, it smelled like a kennel, I said that maybe you should let the dogs out more--as in out of the kennel more often so it doesn't stink as much.
My one-liners are indeed designed to make one groan. Sorry about that. I don't expect people to comprehend the one-liners, most are incomprehensible unless it's another cuckoo person like me as in derllak.
He's in a class all by himself!
And 25 others....
I was talking about MY post!
Oops! Sorry. I get in these dumb moods and when I do, I get used to hearing that about MY posts which is an accurate assessment since they aren't to be taken seriously when I am in such condition.
Say WHAT??? Don't blame me for being lame - that's YOUR forte, not mine! I'm just an innocent victim! :P
Sounds like he's just created the perfect biosphere of liberalism to me.
A more appropriate Donovan song (one that's actually on my iPod):
The Intergalactic Laxative
Words & Music by: Donovan Leitch - 1973
Performed by: Donovan
Album: Cosmic Wheels - 1973
I was impressed like everyone,
When man began to fly,
Out of earthly regions,
To planets in the sky.
With total media coverage,
We watched the heros land,
As ceremoniously
They disturbed the cosmic sand.
In awe with admiration,
We listened to the talk.
Such pride felt they,
Such joy to be
Upon the moon to walk.
My romantic vision shattered,
When it was explained to me,
Spacemen wear old diapers
In which they shit and pee.
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
They don't partake like you and I,
Of beefy burger mush.
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into slush.
Absorbed by multi-fibers
In the super diaper suit,
Otherwise the slush would trickle
Down inside the boot.
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
You may well ask now what becomes
Of liquid they consume.
A pipe is led from penis head
To a unit in the room.
The water is recirculated,
Filtered for re-use.
In case of anti-gravity -
Pee gets on the loose.
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
Wherever man has conquered,
On the quest for frontiers new,
(Da da da da)
I'm glad that he's always had to do
The number one and two.
It makes it all so ordinary,
Just like you and me,
To know the greatest heroes,
They had to shit and pee.
The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there,
For cosmic constipation
There's none that can compare.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
The intergalactic laxative,
The intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to Mars.
Sounds like he's just created the perfect biosphere of liberalism to me.
Yep, right down the toilet bowl!:)
Say WHAT??? Don't blame me for being lame - that's YOUR forte, not mine! I'm just an innocent victim! :P
Your forte??? You're the one being LOUD. I'm a "softer" piano personality. Sometimes you're just plain fortissimo.
We pump the water we use from the ground using wells. Then, now stay with me, when we flush a toilet or use water that goes down a drain, it goes back into the ground via septic tank or sewer system.
Do these people believe in magic? The water just magically found its way into the ground and when we "use" the water it magically disappears forever when we flush or drain it.
So, there's a whacky mayor who doesn't flush pee. But here where I live this madness threatens a vital military base, raises the cost of living, and puts us under all kinds of stupid government regulations.
Those squatters in Korea were pretty bad--we had a regular bathroom, but there were a couple of times, I couldn't hold it and had to use one of those things. Talk about a hard way to do a number 2.
In the Orient they have some of the more advanced toilets, especially in Japan I'm told.
Sounds like you live in a pee-eautiful place.
Hadn't heard that particular Donovan tune. I only recall "Mellow Yellow" and "Sunshine Superman" from fall 1966. Lots of nudge-nudge about the former.
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