Priceless - caption this immigration protester

I like tacos and burritos.

21 posted on 05/02/2006 8:14:31 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

jumpin' jack evil burrito amber alert
it's a gas gas gas..................

22 posted on 05/02/2006 8:15:07 AM PDT by tumblindice

Either this guy is just plain dumb or he is really stupid.

23 posted on 05/02/2006 8:15:20 AM PDT by jjones9853

24 posted on 05/02/2006 8:15:21 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)

I'm sorry, but to be honest this is the best reason I have seen to be pro-illegal immigration. It does not change my stance but I would really miss burritos!

25 posted on 05/02/2006 8:15:41 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Amnesia is a train of thought.)

Yet another example of why we need to start posting guards at the gene pool.

I hope you don't use the same people responsible for putting guards on the border. Let's just say that it would be "less than effective".

26 posted on 05/02/2006 8:15:50 AM PDT by CertainInalienableRights

Lo siento - no hablo Ingles...

27 posted on 05/02/2006 8:15:50 AM PDT by Mr Ducklips

28 posted on 05/02/2006 8:16:01 AM PDT by kingattax

No TB or e-coli or hepatitus B in that burrito either.

29 posted on 05/02/2006 8:16:05 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)

How come I feel like my burrito habits were just threatened by John Leguzamo?

30 posted on 05/02/2006 8:16:29 AM PDT by X918

Low carb alternatives are always attractive! I laugh in the face of your burrito and order a steak!

31 posted on 05/02/2006 8:16:34 AM PDT by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)

These guys are the answer to Voltaire's prayer:

"Lord, make my enemies ridiculous!"

32 posted on 05/02/2006 8:17:51 AM PDT by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net (The facts of life are conservative -- Margaret Thatcher)

You owe me a new keyboard - just sprayed diet Coke all over it. Best. South Park. Ever.

33 posted on 05/02/2006 8:19:01 AM PDT by memorandum1

34 posted on 05/02/2006 8:19:11 AM PDT by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony! It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco.)

¡No Problemo! My wife make a good burrito that will stand up to yours anyday. (I love you honey)

35 posted on 05/02/2006 8:20:55 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero » with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)

36 posted on 05/02/2006 8:21:28 AM PDT by krb (ad hominem arguments are for stupid people)

Quick, someone grab the burrito recipe before they squirrel it back to Mexico! bwhahaha!!! It's a frickin' BURRITO, not the plans for a nuclear facility.

37 posted on 05/02/2006 8:23:43 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual...if they sense scorn or ridicule, they'll flee)

What a complete dumb sh*t

38 posted on 05/02/2006 8:24:15 AM PDT by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc. 10:2)

TACO FLAVORED KISSES
Music industry man: What kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: Something hot and spicy!
[melody comes on]
Jennifer Lopez: Spicier.
[melody changes]
Jennifer Lopez: Spicier!
[spicy melody comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

[dialogue]
Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, let's make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music industry dude]
Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo.

[dialogue]
Sexy automobile: *car driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's spend the whole day together!
[romantic music comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in every way.
You bring light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera noises in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

[dialogue]
Sexy automobile: *car driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben Affleck: But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: *car stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss you?
Eric Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben make out*
Eric Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just like tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Affleck: Mm, yeah.
*making out continues*
Ben Affleck: Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises occur*
Jennifer Lopez: Yes...
Ben Affleck: Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Affleck: Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I love her!
Jennifer Lopez: Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Jennifer Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
Those tacos sure look good!
I'm just Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong with you!?
You chulos can't even keep a beat!
I deserve better than this!
I am Hennifer Hlopez!
Where's my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you stupid bitch!!
(music industry man whimpers)

39 posted on 05/02/2006 8:24:48 AM PDT by X918

To: Personal Responsibility

40 posted on 05/02/2006 8:25:12 AM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)

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