Take two tablespoons of barely edible goo, put it in the middle of a tortilla, roll up tortilla.
There, secret's out. Now at least a few of them can go home.
bah.. americanized burritos are better anyway. i happen to like cheese and fresh veggies on mine. they can take their vaguely edible glop with them when they go.
Years ago on my first trip to Nogales, Son. I bought a burrito from a street vendor. I commented to my brother on how tasty it was. He gave me a sidelong glance and remarked "Notice that there are no dogs running around?"