[Kenny Bunk]

I definitely recommend that the Norwegian Royal Family lead the nation in demanding an entrance exam for all Muslims ... part 'A' of which is to consist of:
Enthusiastically eating pork roast,
Munching on rye crackers and lutefisk, and,
Washing it all down with freezing Akvavit.

Survivors who accept Lutheran doctrines, may be eligible to apply for residency, if good looking enough and able to name all the parts of the running rigging of a Colin Archer Ketch, in Norwegian of both the Bergen and Oslo varieties.

[Joe Boucher]

I have owned three Cape Dorys. So I am aware of sailing and fishing.
I do however wonder how many good looking arab muslim females you have ever seen. Bet you can count them on one hand.