Gore Warming Wreaks Havoc on the Environment
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To: AmericanMade1776
Little Albert should have heeded his Mother when she warned that if he kept making faces, it could freeze that way.
36 posted on
05/01/2006 7:14:03 PM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(Those waiting to legally immigrate, weren't invited to the illegal alien Mayday riot.Why ?)
To: AmericanMade1776; All
Hey, bird dog, get away from my quail! Hey, bird dog, get offa mah tail!
37 posted on
05/01/2006 7:14:43 PM PDT by
jacquej
To: AmericanMade1776
"My bowel movements are taking longer and longer."
"Do you think this blue tie clashes with my sweat?
"I used to be somebody, but I don't remember who."
"If you grit your teeth like this, you, too, can turn back global warming."
41 posted on
05/01/2006 7:21:05 PM PDT by
exit82
(If Democrats can lead, then I'm Chuck Norris.)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Ahhhh... I love the smell of my own farts"
42 posted on
05/01/2006 7:22:06 PM PDT by
fhlh
(Polls are for Strippers.)
To: AmericanMade1776
COME ON SKULL!!! POP OUT OF MY SKIN!!!
46 posted on
05/01/2006 7:25:01 PM PDT by
Benrand
To: AmericanMade1776; EveningStar
EXCELSIOR!!!!48 posted on
05/01/2006 7:25:20 PM PDT by
MikefromOhio
(aka MikeinIraq)
To: AmericanMade1776
Pathetic, but Liberals cannot help but look like their own worst enemy. . .they wear their own warning lable.
Gore; like so many Libs. . .embodies the horrible consequences of 'you are what you think'.
50 posted on
05/01/2006 7:34:03 PM PDT by
cricket
To: AmericanMade1776
"Now ya'll just be patient, please. I'm trying hard as I can to pass this here pine cone. But it's durn hard for a phoney environmetalist to get the durn thing past my sphincter without a lot of bloody yellin and screamin and I hear tell ya'll heard enough of my doin that during the elections. So, iffin you don't want to hear no more, kindly walk out and close the door. Cause the next push ain't gonna be purty nor sound purty. Yeah, I know, Dillbo contaminated mah English."
52 posted on
05/01/2006 7:36:10 PM PDT by
Quix
(TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
To: AmericanMade1776
He's not metabolizing his alcohol as well as he used to.
56 posted on
05/01/2006 7:45:12 PM PDT by
WorkingClassFilth
(Di'ver'si'ty (adj.): A compound word derived from the root words: division; perversion; adversity.)
To: AmericanMade1776
57 posted on
05/01/2006 7:48:21 PM PDT by
Solamente
(Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Algore takes time out from his busy day hunting the manbearpig to bust a rhyme. You go, Al."
To: AmericanMade1776
Huh, uhhhhh hoaked nah duuuuhhhh horked an no no uhhhhh Hooked owen errr, oh oh Fa fa faaa oh uhhhh fa fa Phonics, that's it! Hewlked owen Fawnics
61 posted on
05/01/2006 7:55:23 PM PDT by
TheForceOfOne
(Free Republic - The pulse of conservative politics, without lame stream media filtration.)
To: AmericanMade1776; All
"Al Gore stands in front of an alleged picture of Manbearpig. Al Gore reacting with anger at a quetion doubting the existance of Manbearpig."
63 posted on
05/01/2006 8:13:52 PM PDT by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: AmericanMade1776
Image taken from www.sensesofcinema.com
To: AmericanMade1776
[GORE'S PIC]
CAPTION:
"I'd talk coherently if I could think coherently. But I'm so blasted angry all the time that it just short-circuits my synapses leaving me very unsyncopated with my tooten sphincter. Then by the time I try to get my upper farts going with my lower farts I just get madder and madder. Then everyone looks at the steam coming out my ears, nose and other orifi and they all walk away in hysterics and I feel even MORE alone. It's just NOT FAIR, I tell you! Just NOT FAIR. And my mommy always made me play fair--or so she thought. But no body plays fair with me! Where's my blinkey? Did Bush steal my blinkey?"
65 posted on
05/01/2006 8:17:39 PM PDT by
Quix
(TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
To: AmericanMade1776
69 posted on
05/01/2006 8:51:29 PM PDT by
Socratic
("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
To: AmericanMade1776
Watch out for the Smug Cloud!
70 posted on
05/01/2006 9:04:09 PM PDT by
Eagle of Liberty
("You can't fix stupid..." - Ron White)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Immigration? I invented immigration..."
71 posted on
05/01/2006 10:45:48 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: AmericanMade1776
Unibomber Ted Kaczynski cleans up for parole hearing
73 posted on
05/01/2006 11:42:53 PM PDT by
EternalVigilance
(George Allen's conservatism is as ephemeral as his virtual fence.)
To: AmericanMade1776
"As you can see in the box behind me, I have captured the souls of my adversaries." Gore went on to say "I will devour them at my leisure."
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