[macamadamia]

Finally, when asked about his unusual name, Malik Zulu Shabazz responded, "Melvin Kelp was my slave name, you white cracker! I chose Malik Zulu Shabazz because it gives me an air of royalty and dignity." No further questions were asked.

[popdonnelly]

"I chose Malik Zulu Shabazz because it gives me an air of royalty and dignity."

Nothing you do, chump, is going to give you an air of royalty and dignity. You should have picked the name Dumbazz.