Wow, nearly 200 additional posts since I left for church. This one does have potential as the May thread, not because of the original poster's wit but because of all the good replies.
It's going to take me awhile to catch up.:-)
391 posted on 04/30/2006 10:49:19 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)