[GSlob]

Sugar cane does not grow everywhere. When there is an economically viable cellulose-to sugar-to alcohol conversion [so that sawdust, grasses, wood shavings and the like could be used as a feed], then ethanol could become the answer. Imagine a paper shredder-cum-still at the office. You shred a report from last year, the contraption hums and wheezes - and there is a pint of vodka coming out. Everyone happy.

[listenhillary]

Imagine a paper shredder-cum-still at the office

I tried imagining it. The image was disturbing. ;?)