I USED to love Colbert, but he was NOT funny and went out of his way to skewer Bush, when on his show he says he's an "independent" which is Hollywood speak for conservative.
If I had to sit with Helen Thomas I don't think I could be very funny either....how many times did Colbert throw up while seated with her? Did they serve roasted ugly pig in her honor? Just wondering. I was glad to read that Val & Joe showed up. I think she meant to say she was wearing armor, not armani since she was with her POS husband. (must have been a "typo" at E&P) :0)