Dude it was the thought that counts.......
Unfortunately we don't. The MOAB was never put into production, although some of the prototypes were reported to have been deployed to Southwest Asia, but AFAIK, were never used. We do have, or had, other interesting goodies. Various Fuel Air Explosives (although all seem to have been withdrawn from service and destroyed during the time of the Toon.) for relatively soft surface targets, and this little gem, GBU-24 w/BLU-116 Advanced Penetrator Warhead for the buried targets.