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Didn't they have a game that day? Oh, Cardinals. Like the swallows returning to Capistrano. No, CARDINALS! Men in red dresses Cardinals. Oh, never mind.

I hope the lawmakers told them "Your Eminences, forgiveness for sin is your business, not ours. Let the illegals repent in their home countries and join in with the Church on cleaning up the greed and corruption that made them leave in the first place."

[Verginius Rufus]

The other Cardinals were not in Washington, but losing to Washington at home. (But Pujols hit his 13th homer of the month.)

The U.S. cardinals should next fly to Mexico City and demand that the Mexican government start treating illegals crossing into Mexico from Guatemala more humanely.