[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: If (Bwahahahaha....if Cheney runs, Helen Thomas will kill herself....run, Dick, run)
DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/29/2005 7:54:19 AM PDT by doug from upland

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MIDI - IF

If Dick Cheney runs for president, I think that you will see
Me hanging from a tree...it is the end of me

We cannot have one more liar, when will this regime be done
At the next setting sun, I'll end it with a gun

So please, oh please, you've got to stop him now
Or you will have one more dead cow

If they hear my plea to bring Old Sparky from retirement
Through my head watch juice sent...it would be some event

A suppository laced with poison, that might show some class
I could do that, alas...and stick it in my (fill in a one syllable rhyming word here)

So please, oh please, you've got to stop him now
You will regret the death of this old cow

[oxcart]

LOL Thanks, I am going to get the wind-ex for my keyboard!

[I still care]

Doug, have you ever heard Rush's commercial of "Dick Cneney having a good time...UAeee!"