Whoo boy! I remember when this guy was really good.
These lyrics are so pedestrian and juvenile it's pathetic. Absolutely nothing clever, witty, or artistic about them at all. Downright high-schoolish. On one level I'm disappointed that this is apparently what Neil's writing has sunk to these days. (It's tough to see the heroes of our youth getting too old to cut it anymore.) On the other hand I'm glad there's nothing to worry about as far as this silly little ditty catching on. Whew, that's for sure.