$1.30 a gallon??? LOL!
Hey, Mr. Plumber, I want you to charge me only $5 an hour instead of $85.
And you, Mr Lawyer... I insist that you charge me legal fees of only $3.50/hr.
What? What do you mean you can't do that? I DEMAND it!
What do you mean you can't do that? I DEMAND it!
That message seems to be working for the illegal aliens in America, doesn't it?