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This is all that came to mind:
Posted on 04/25/2006 8:08:39 AM PDT by dead
HEY! billyblythe! You're NOT hip any longer. Not even the young kids want to know "boxers or briefs" about you aaaaaanymore! Even Monica'd look the other way now.
Get a grip y'old man.
Those are NOT shillery's eyes! THOSE eyes are human!
Preferably well hanged.
That portrait makes him look like death warmed over!
It is lunchtime here.
LOL. I should have known you would be on this one. Do you still have the "leisure suit clinton" pic?
Could you tell if Bubba is wearing his wedding ring in that portrait?
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This is all that came to mind:
He's wearing the wrong outfit. That pose requires something else:
olé... er... touché. ;)
(It DOES have the bull, tho.)
Too bad nobody told him....
Note how everything about this portrait draws attention to the crotch. The central location on the frame, the red tie, the pointing fingers, the bent-back posture, the jacket pulled back like a theater's curtain. The whole thing is a inside joke by the artist, displaying what he thinks of as being most important about his subject.
Project out the lines from the mantle and the bottom of the fireplace. The horizon line used to construct the perspective runs through at belt height. None of this is accidental.
Then let's look at some of the other props in the room. We have the fireplace poker (Not too subtle there...). We have the massive columns. We even have bushy dark shrubs. Then the rigid linear man is offset by not one but two curvaceous feminine urns, one prominent and one mostly hidden from view...
And the funny thing is, Bill likes it!
From the unveiling.
Well, look at that. Look at what got hung at eye-level. What are the chances?...
delusion
Pronunciation: di-'lü-zh&n, dE-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Late Latin delusion-,
delusio, from deludere
A delusion is commonly defined as a fixed false belief and is used in everyday language to describe a belief that is either false, fanciful or derived from deception. In psychiatry, the definition is necessarily more precise and implies that the belief is pathological (the result of an illness or illness process).
That was my FIRST reaction, too!!!!
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