[ElTianti]

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

[apackof2]

Mevin Udall, a miserable recluse and obsessive-compulsive curmudgeon becomes alive (and gets a clue) through a relationship with a woman, a zesty waitress, and exclaims,

"I feel that I'm the only person that knows that you are the greatest woman alive"