He'll laugh at them. Tony is a kind person and out classes the whole of them combined.
We'll have to see if laughter is enough to keep the MSM from gaining traction - maybe he will be able to spin it properly - I believe that this kind of track record will be Tony's biggest liability as Press Secretary:
http://www.townhall.com/opinion/columns/tonysnow/2005/09/30/158842.html