LOOK... it's TouristSenator!!!
It shows up in more places than TouristGuy did only with less style and substance...
she's Vaporware, just an empty crusty.
(Please spread me around like the parasite that i am...)
TouristGuy, like the shark, is doomed to travel.
His fluttering flaps push the bucks and bows to his gills;
he can survive only by moving. Once stopped, he would sink to the bottom and die of disregard.