500 gallons of gasoline in bottles not intended for flammable liquid storage in an area not designed for bulk fuel storage?
Not many folks get a chance to preview their Darwin Award nomination.
And since I'm now nominating you for a Darwin Award, you may be the first.
Lets hope we don't live next door to "al baby"
I don't know what "sparkletts bottles" are, but the name is a might forboding when used to store gasoline. Didn't you have any Bic or Zippo bottles to store it in? ;-)