[Huck]

He may be a Republican, but real CONSERVATIVES don't hyphenate, and they don't marry chicks who do. Do they? I wouldn't have married a hyphenater.

[Bubbatuck]

He may be a Republican, but real CONSERVATIVES don't hyphenate, and they don't marry chicks who do. Do they? I wouldn't have married a hyphenater.

Actually, REAL conservatives don't give a rat's patootie about what other people call themselves. You're thinking of the busy-body conservatives. They're an ancient breed, but on the resurgence lately.

[William Terrell]

And where does the hyphenation stop? Suppose Gene Arnold-Smith marries Lester Gober-Weston and produces a daughter, Sue. Is her name going to be Sue Arnold-Smith-Gober-Weston. When Sue marries John Baker-Wadsworth-Dingle-Jones and have a son, William, is his name William Arnold-Smith-Gober-Weston-Baker-Wadsworth-Dingle-Jones?

What happen when William marries Betty Helms-Watson-Dray-Bolton-Meyers-Tatum-Sinclair-Harrison?