[RadioAstronomer]

Owners of these devices should be strictly licensed. They should be tested, and should be periodically inspected. Safety courses should be required. I tremble (no pun) to think what the unrestricted usage of such devices would do to our society.

They could set up weekend classes in dildo safety and the proper handling, usage, storage, and maintenance.

[PatrickHenry]

Gotta crack down on dildos.