[longshadow]

I'm waiting for someone to point out where in the constitution is says that I have a right to sneeze, to snap my fingers, to whistle while I work in basement, to put chapstick on my hot hogs, and eat flatulent foods while rubbing hot body lotion all over myself.

Doesn't America understand that the very fabric of society will be ripped asunder by battery-powered vibrating devices? If battery-powered vibrating devices are allowed today, what's next -- flouride in children's Ice Cream? Next thing you know, the very sanctity of our Precious Bodily Fluids will be in jeopardy! And then chaos will reign supreme, cats and dogs walking the streets paw in paw, the end of Civilization as we know it! It's just too terrible to contemplate.

< /Authoritarian Puritan Jackass Mode>

Mencken said it best: "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

[RadioAstronomer]

Mencken said it best: "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

That is so true!

[PatrickHenry]

Doesn't America understand that the very fabric of society will be ripped asunder by battery-powered vibrating devices?

Owners of these devices should be strictly licensed. They should be tested, and should be periodically inspected. Safety courses should be required. I tremble (no pun) to think what the unrestricted usage of such devices would do to our society.