How about having Alan Keyes become Whitehouse Press Secretary...... There would be utter silence in the room because no reporter would dare speak up knowing that he/she would have to listen to an hour and half lecture about his comments to him, and then he would give a lecture to the press corp on how to conduct themselves, and what kind of questions they should really be asking him.
That would be cooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!
There must be something in the Geneva Cnvention or UN Human Rights Commission rules hat would block such a move.. lolol. I like it tho. ;-)