To: Fairview
And I don't want anybody to watch me moving my bowels or performing certain female functions in the bathroom.You mean women actually move bowels?
24 posted on
04/21/2006 10:49:48 PM PDT by
umgud
(12 gauge, the original pepper spray)
To: umgud
You mean women actually move bowels?Yes, but when we do the product is peach-pink, fluffy, and smells like a hybrid tea rose. And we don't make gross noises, either.
32 posted on
04/22/2006 7:03:21 AM PDT by
Fairview
To: umgud
You mean women actually move bowels?No, but they have other secret, women-only functions, usually including incantations and hosiery, that we would never understand, even if a woman broke her oath and tried to explain them to us.
41 posted on
04/24/2006 7:06:35 PM PDT by
Still Thinking
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