The Hypothesis of Evolution.
You would have been right, a century and a half ago.
Then again, a century and a half ago, i would have bought Standard Oil, and real estate in midtown Mnhattan.
You can call it whatever you want, if that makes you happy...I can call a TV, a peanut, that does not make it so...same goes for what you have said...calling something by a name that your prefer, will never change what it really is...
...and which bogus anti-science charlatan huckster are you echoing today?