Does she have a defense fund yet? I'd contribute.
I'm guessing Jackass and Sharpton are not answering their phones on this one
No, no, no. Not that lady. The one that got arrested. And not "get her off" in the "nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more" sense, but in the "get her out of jail" sense.
Oh, screw it. I just opened Pandora's Box. Might as well run like hell now.