he has a "plan"...
Hey, did you hear the shocking news? Senator Kerry was in VIETNAM!!! I know this wasn't widely reported, but golly gosh gee, wow!!! I'm completely surprised he didn't refer to it constantly during his campaign. You would think he being a vet and all would have made a huge difference.
Oh well, what could have been....
As a side note, did I mention that I've got a slightly used bridge for sale?