I could wile away the hours, Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain, And my head (ass)I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin', if I only had a brain I'd unravel any riddle, For any individ'le in trouble or in pain... Oh, I would tell you why, The ocean's near the shore I could think of things I never thunk before And then I'd sit and think some more I would not be just a nuffin', My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain, I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.