[Old Professer]

My daughter has been rear-ended 4 times in five years; last night was #4; she is about two months pregnant and went to the ER to have an ultrasound.

Her car was disabled and is awaiting the adjuster for an estimate of damages.

It always seems to happen within a month of my birthday. (Yesterday)

[KevinB]

My daughter has been rear-ended 4 times in five years; last night was #4; she is about two months pregnant ...

Saying to myself: "I will behave myself. I will behave myself." :-)