I've often wondered about the logic you employed here, so maybe you can help me out. I believe that your point is that if it isn't identical, it isn't applicable. True?
Look, you apparently think America's children stay up late on Saturday nights watching CSPAN, and that they just happened to catch the Correspondents Dinner and Laura Bush's little talk.
Some on this website are so prudish they won't buy a carton of milk because a cow's udder is depicted.
I found that the one's with the dirtiest minds about this whole episode were the ones who objected to it the most.