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Lie Down With Strippers, Wake Up With Pleas [Ann Coulter]
HumanEventsOnline.com ^ | Apr 19, 2006 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 04/19/2006 3:27:54 PM PDT by boryeulb

However the Duke lacrosse rape case turns out, one lesson that absolutely will not be learned is this: You can severely reduce your chances of having a false accusation of rape leveled against you if you don't hire strange women to come to your house and take their clothes off for money.

Get Yours FREE!
Also, you can severely reduce your chances of being raped if you do not go to strange men's houses and take your clothes off for money. (Does anyone else detect a common thread here?)

And if you are a girl in Aruba or New York City, among the best ways to avoid being the victim of a horrible crime is to not get drunk in public or go off in a car with men you just met. While we're on the subject of things every 5-year-old should know, I also recommend against dousing yourself in gasoline and striking a match.

Everyone makes mistakes, especially young people, but the outpouring of support for the victims and their families is obscuring what ought to be a flashing neon warning for potential future victims.

Whenever a gun is used in a crime, there are never-ending news stories about how dangerous guns are. But these girls go out alone, late at night, drunk off their butts, and there's nary a peep about the dangers of drunk women on their own in public. It's their "right."

Yes, of course no one "deserves" to die for a mistake. Or to be raped or falsely accused of rape for a mistake. I have always been unabashedly anti-murder, anti-rape and anti-false accusation -- and I don't care who knows about it!

But these statements would roll off the tongue more easily in a world that so much as tacitly acknowledged that all these messy turns of fate followed behavior that your mother could have told you was tacky.

Not very long ago, all the precursor behavior in these cases would have been recognized as vulgar -- whether or not anyone ended up dead, raped or falsely accused of rape. But in a nation of people in constant terror of being perceived as "judgmental," I'm not sure most people do recognize that anymore.

It shouldn't be necessary to point out that girls shouldn't be bar-hopping alone or taking their clothes off in front of strangers, and that young men shouldn't be hiring strippers. But we live in a world of Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Howard Stern, Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman," Democratic fund-raisers at the Playboy Mansion and tax deductions for entertaining clients at strip clubs.

This is an age in which the expression "girls gone wild" is becoming a redundancy. So even as the bodies pile up, I don't think the message about integrity is getting through.

The liberal charge of "hypocrisy" has so permeated the public consciousness that no one is willing to condemn any behavior anymore, no matter how seedy. The unstated rule is: If you've done it, you can't ever criticize it -- a standard that would seem to repudiate the good works of the Rev. Franklin Graham, Malcolm X, Whittaker Chambers and St. Paul, among others.

Every woman who has had an abortion feels compelled to defend abortion for all women; every man who's ever been at a party with strippers thinks he has to defend all men who watch strippers; and every Democrat who voted for Bill Clinton feels the need to defend duplicity, adultery, lying about adultery, sexual harassment, rape, perjury, obstruction of justice, kicking the can of global Islamo-fascism down the road for eight years and so on.

This is crazy. (I can say that because I've never been diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder. Although I did test positive for "Olympic fever" once.)

In no area except morality would a sane person believe he can't criticize something stupid because he's done it. How about: If you've ever forgotten to fill up your car and run out of gas, you must forevermore defend a person's right to ignore the gas gauge. Or if you've ever forgotten to wear a coat in cold weather and caught a cold, henceforth you are obliged to encourage others not to dress appropriately in the winter.

This deep-seated societal fear of being accused of "hypocrisy" applies only to behavior touching on morals.

But we're all rotten sinners, incapable of redemption on our own. The liberal answer to sin is to say: I can never pay this back, so my argument will be I didn't do anything wrong.

The religion of peace's answer is: I've just beheaded an innocent man -- I'm off to meet Allah!

I don't know what the Jewish answer is, but I'm sure it's something other than, "therefore, what I did is no longer bad behavior" -- or the Talmud could be a lot shorter.

The Christian answer is: I can never pay this back, but luckily that Christ fellow has already paid my debt.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; coulter; duke; dukelax; durhamdirtbag; lacrosse
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To: beaversmom

I have never been in a strip club or a place where strippers did their work. The whole enterprise strikes me as anti-romance and anti-sex. The lacrosse team should be expelled for bad taste, not for bruising a stripper who came to the party bruised. I would hate to manage their money for them, considering how much money they paid to look at an unattractive woman. They are idiots.


21 posted on 04/19/2006 3:56:17 PM PDT by sine_nomine (I voted for George Milhouse Bush.)
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To: beaversmom
I would add that men that hire strange women to take off their clothes are just as smelly!!!!!!
22 posted on 04/19/2006 3:57:29 PM PDT by Coldwater Creek ("Over there, over there, We won't be back 'til it's over Over there.")
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To: boryeulb
You can severely reduce your chances of having a false accusation of rape leveled against you if you don't hire strange women to come to your house and take their clothes off for money.

Now THAT is one hell of a concept. LMAO!

23 posted on 04/19/2006 3:58:50 PM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: boryeulb
and every Democrat who voted for Bill Clinton feels the need to defend duplicity, adultery, lying about adultery, sexual harassment, rape, perjury, obstruction of justice, kicking the can of global Islamo-fascism down the road for eight years and so on.

Every time that I'm tempted to give up on Clinton-bashing, Ann Coulter reminds me of how much fun it is...

24 posted on 04/19/2006 4:00:04 PM PDT by Zeppo
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To: boryeulb

AC bump


25 posted on 04/19/2006 4:00:31 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: boryeulb
If you've ever forgotten to fill up your car and run out of gas, you must forevermore defend a person's right to ignore the gas gauge. Or if you've ever forgotten to wear a coat in cold weather and caught a cold, henceforth you are obliged to encourage others not to dress appropriately in the winter.

AS a parent, then, I may never tell my children not to lie, bully their siblings, or talk back because, after all, I did those things as a child.

26 posted on 04/19/2006 4:02:45 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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27 posted on 04/19/2006 4:02:51 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: sine_nomine
I would hate to manage their money for them, considering how much money they paid to look at an unattractive woman. They are idiots.

And it's going to cost their daddies a lot more than the initial fee. I sure hope they had a GOOOOD TIME!

28 posted on 04/19/2006 4:03:11 PM PDT by beaversmom
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29 posted on 04/19/2006 4:03:35 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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30 posted on 04/19/2006 4:04:30 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: mariabush

I think sdhe is onto something. There is a big guilty conscience underneath all this anger on the left.


31 posted on 04/19/2006 4:04:39 PM PDT by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: Perdogg
There isn't a man, or woman, between the ages of 19 and 21 who has not seen strippers.

Guess it depends when one was between 19 and 21.

32 posted on 04/19/2006 4:08:06 PM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: boryeulb
Or if you've ever forgotten to wear a coat in cold weather and caught a cold

Tsk, tsk, Ann, you're so old fashioned. Jeez, haven't you heard that one doesn't catch a cold from not wearing a coat in cold weather, but from little invisible things called viruses? Forget everything your grandmother taught you, and get on the program with the modern scientific view!

33 posted on 04/19/2006 4:09:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: sine_nomine

800.00 green ones~~~~~~~`


34 posted on 04/19/2006 4:09:17 PM PDT by Coldwater Creek ("Over there, over there, We won't be back 'til it's over Over there.")
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To: mewzilla

atta girl... go get um Anne... gotta love her!


35 posted on 04/19/2006 4:11:04 PM PDT by Chuzzlewit
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To: boryeulb
Every woman who has had an abortion feels compelled to defend abortion for all women; every man who's ever been at a party with strippers thinks he has to defend all men who watch strippers; and every Democrat who voted for Bill Clinton feels the need to defend duplicity, adultery, lying about adultery, sexual harassment, rape, perjury, obstruction of justice, kicking the can of global Islamo-fascism down the road for eight years and so on.

LOL ... she nails it.

36 posted on 04/19/2006 4:14:45 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Every man must be tempted, sometimes,to hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.)
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To: sine_nomine

I agree. Both the boys and the stripper are idiots. Maybe others will learn from this.


37 posted on 04/19/2006 4:16:13 PM PDT by mlc9852
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To: boryeulb

I thought it was, "Lie down with Stripers, get up
with scales!".


38 posted on 04/19/2006 4:21:08 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: boryeulb
"Insert Coulter's entire column here."

Why is AC the only conservative with the "balls" to say things like this? In the 8 years under Clinton, the libs were able to use the "political correctness police" to scare people into not identifying bad as bad. Reagan was able to see evil, identify evil and call it evil! That is what conservatives today are lacking.

39 posted on 04/19/2006 4:22:54 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: boryeulb
Every woman who has had an abortion feels compelled to defend abortion for all women; every man who's ever been at a party with strippers thinks he has to defend all men who watch strippers; and every Democrat who voted for Bill Clinton feels the need to defend duplicity, adultery, lying about adultery, sexual harassment, rape, perjury, obstruction of justice, kicking the can of global Islamo-fascism down the road for eight years and so on.

Wonderful line! Coulter rocks!!!

40 posted on 04/19/2006 4:25:13 PM PDT by Spiff ("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
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