Lie Down With Strippers, Wake Up With Pleas [Ann Coulter]

HumanEventsOnline.com ^ | Apr 19, 2006 | Ann Coulter

[sine_nomine]

I have never been in a strip club or a place where strippers did their work. The whole enterprise strikes me as anti-romance and anti-sex. The lacrosse team should be expelled for bad taste, not for bruising a stripper who came to the party bruised. I would hate to manage their money for them, considering how much money they paid to look at an unattractive woman. They are idiots.

[Coldwater Creek]

I would add that men that hire strange women to take off their clothes are just as smelly!!!!!!

[michigander]

You can severely reduce your chances of having a false accusation of rape leveled against you if you don't hire strange women to come to your house and take their clothes off for money.

Now THAT is one hell of a concept. LMAO!

[Zeppo]

and every Democrat who voted for Bill Clinton feels the need to defend duplicity, adultery, lying about adultery, sexual harassment, rape, perjury, obstruction of justice, kicking the can of global Islamo-fascism down the road for eight years and so on.

Every time that I'm tempted to give up on Clinton-bashing, Ann Coulter reminds me of how much fun it is...

[Mamzelle]

AC bump

[Lizavetta]

If you've ever forgotten to fill up your car and run out of gas, you must forevermore defend a person's right to ignore the gas gauge. Or if you've ever forgotten to wear a coat in cold weather and caught a cold, henceforth you are obliged to encourage others not to dress appropriately in the winter.

AS a parent, then, I may never tell my children not to lie, bully their siblings, or talk back because, after all, I did those things as a child.

[monkapotamus]

[beaversmom]

I would hate to manage their money for them, considering how much money they paid to look at an unattractive woman. They are idiots.

And it's going to cost their daddies a lot more than the initial fee. I sure hope they had a GOOOOD TIME!

[monkapotamus]

[monkapotamus]

[ClaireSolt]

I think sdhe is onto something. There is a big guilty conscience underneath all this anger on the left.

[mewzilla]

There isn't a man, or woman, between the ages of 19 and 21 who has not seen strippers.

Guess it depends when one was between 19 and 21.

[Revolting cat!]

Or if you've ever forgotten to wear a coat in cold weather and caught a cold

Tsk, tsk, Ann, you're so old fashioned. Jeez, haven't you heard that one doesn't catch a cold from not wearing a coat in cold weather, but from little invisible things called viruses? Forget everything your grandmother taught you, and get on the program with the modern scientific view!

[Coldwater Creek]

800.00 green ones~~~~~~~`

[Chuzzlewit]

atta girl... go get um Anne... gotta love her!

[Centurion2000]

Every woman who has had an abortion feels compelled to defend abortion for all women; every man who's ever been at a party with strippers thinks he has to defend all men who watch strippers; and every Democrat who voted for Bill Clinton feels the need to defend duplicity, adultery, lying about adultery, sexual harassment, rape, perjury, obstruction of justice, kicking the can of global Islamo-fascism down the road for eight years and so on.

LOL ... she nails it.

[mlc9852]

I agree. Both the boys and the stripper are idiots. Maybe others will learn from this.

[tet68]

I thought it was, "Lie down with Stripers, get up
with scales!".

[ConservaTexan]

"Insert Coulter's entire column here."

Why is AC the only conservative with the "balls" to say things like this? In the 8 years under Clinton, the libs were able to use the "political correctness police" to scare people into not identifying bad as bad. Reagan was able to see evil, identify evil and call it evil! That is what conservatives today are lacking.

[Spiff]

Every woman who has had an abortion feels compelled to defend abortion for all women; every man who's ever been at a party with strippers thinks he has to defend all men who watch strippers; and every Democrat who voted for Bill Clinton feels the need to defend duplicity, adultery, lying about adultery, sexual harassment, rape, perjury, obstruction of justice, kicking the can of global Islamo-fascism down the road for eight years and so on.

Wonderful line! Coulter rocks!!!